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Опубліковано 26 тра 2020
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  • Sometimes I forget Danny isn't a 15 year old filming in his parents' basement that looks like a Disney character, and actually a married adult.

    • HES MARRIED??!

    • same, i thought he was like 16 for about a month until he mentioned his wife in a video

    • wait what?

    • i used to think he was 17 and lived with his parents until i heard he has a wife

    • same

  • I’ve played episode and here’s my experience: Get dressed? “No, go to the dance naked and humiliate yourself in front of your crush.” “Yes.”(10000💎)

    • @ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀxᴏʟᴏᴛʟ😈 what’s that, though?

    • FRR HAHAHAHHA

    • Which is why the Episode community is there for the community stories

    • @Kittinacreepy19 I'm talking about the evil ones

    • @kitty commander Dream Stans are (for the most part) harmless kids tho. Imagine hating literal children for liking someone

  • He made 2 versions of Ellen Degeneres.

    • LMAO

    • You know i don't really know who Ellen Degeneres is and i won't bother but i kept reading it like Ellen Degenerates

    • gAy

    • OhMygoddddd

    • @jbeans gay

  • Isn't "I sat in a room and smoked cigarettes for 60 years and then I went to high school and met you" basically the plot of Twilight

    • Yes it is exactly the plot of Twilight

    • As somebody who's read the entire Twilight series and watched the movies, this made me laugh out loud, so loud in fact my mom upstairs asked me what I was laughing at. 10/10 :)

    • Yes Yes it is

    • underrated comment omg

  • When he said “Greg with an i” I thought he meant grig

    • @Nimisha lmao

    • grig

    • That's just how Australians say Greg.

    • @Nimisha caught that mean girls reference

    • Me too!!

  • Game: “your character has to be Mia” Danny: “Greggi”

    • @CallMehFae yes

    • @hannah boy name + female name = gender neutral name

    • @Ditzy Gaakey love the user

    • Same thing

    • Greggett

  • Danny: you have to do something really awful to get a decent amount of hate Kurtis: gets canceled for not giving an extra greeting

    • @Atiya Jameel fr tho "i gUeSs" no, you don't guess, you know. they've already explained it to you, there's nothing to guess. 🤦🏼

    • @Atiya Jameel girl what is you on?

    • @Atiya Jameel twin they werent being serious

    • @Atiya Jameel Now he doesn’t even do em anymore. Take a joke man

    • @Atiya Jameel joke

  • Episode is like if watt pad and gacha life had a horrifying baby

    • @Bruh Bruh only a small part

    • @Bruh Bruh nah

    • @M01dy_Br34d Bro same LUL

    • Lmfao

    • mom pick me up this party is scary

  • the shane dawson bit aged poorly... just like mia

    • HAHAHA also i loveee your pfp

    • @ααժყα yes because the terrible personalities we have in high school form in a vacuum and never change. How dare this child be successfully blindsided by a 30 year old 15 year old racist dude teachin her this shit is normal I’m glad we were both perfect moral creatures in high school with the ethics of a studied adult

    • LMAO fr

    • Frooooogggggggggggg

    • @Roni eh I don’t think that’s that big of a a clue, I actually use the app (please don’t kill me sometimes there’s enjoyable stories on there) and actually from what I’ve seen most of the people who write stories on there are adults.

  • "She's a chain smoker at age fourteen." Honestly that's not far off from a lot of fourteen year old British people. The amount of underage smoking here is egregious

    • same in laton america

    • Specially here in the Philippines cause no ones really cares if a 12 year old smoke or drink and it pisses me off

    • just wait till u come to australia

    • same in germany

    • e"greg"ious

  • On Danny’s third channel he likes to get a bit more serious, is extremely scripted, and drinks cherry coke.

    • @the game you still replied

    • @Aaron Watanabe 1 year ago

    • @the game its an inside joke from danny's pitbull video 😑

    • @PeenyYT yeah I have no idea what I meant to convey

    • @Colinouille not funny

  • I love how Danny, Drew, and Kurtis all shout each other out even if they don’t think the other person will watch that specific video. It’s such a lowkey respect toward their friends that I love cuz they don’t even think about it.

    • @Josiah easy, the 3 white boys

    • We need to make a name for the trio.

    • ⭐⚔️⭐

    • I know, their trio is so iconic.

  • " 'Heeeeeey it's me- George Lucas. I made the star war. Enjoy the star war.' " - Danny 2020

    • no george lucas said that not danny

    • the main character has to be named luke

  • skylar looks like he's popular in the retirement home

  • Danny I'm disappointed that you didn't give Gregi a 60 year old smoker voice which is probably what she sounds like after chainsmokering all those cigarettes at an illegal age

  • Grace: "Skyler is one of the most popular guys in school!" Skyler: *Literally looks like he might drop dead at any given moment*

    • i mean so does mia they are endgame 😍😍🥰😋💅🏻🧚‍♂️✨

    • @Mallorie Louann pale and sickly has always been a very popular look in Western culture. Likely because of tuberculosis also known as consumption and the Romantic disease. It was often dramatized and sometimes romanticized to be sick and dying

    • Mallorie Louann hey some of us can’t help it.

    • i am sorry but timothee chalemet

    • KASMC Sensimilla wow I have a death buddy

  • my name is Mia and i’m tempted to make a video and say “Hey i’m mia, this is my channel.” and then it goes viral and i can prove danny wrong

    • @Joshua Pearce and become an avid chainsmoker

    • Go viral when you’re like 70 years old lmao

    • @Joshua Pearce LMAOO i forgot I made this comment and only saw it bc i rewatch danny’s stuff a lot💀💀

    • Don't forget to age fifty years first.

    • I'm very disappointed you didn't actually do this

  • 1:30 As a former episode player and writer (i was a cringy kid lol), you can see the story is low effort by the fact that they didn’t even create a cover. That’s the default. And they animated it pretty lazily Also, they probably put the name Mia in because they wrote the whole story without using [NAME] instead. So instead of doing the command f and replacing it, instead they make the story less enjoyable for the player

    • That's not cringy, I think it's a pretty cute and creative hobby!

    • They probably wrote it on mobile back when you could make stories on ur phone. It never let u change the cover when u made stories off ur phone - I used to be a cringy kid too haha

  • Literally All the characters 👩🏽‍🦱 👵🏻 👨🏼‍🦳 👩🏼 👍🏾 ▶️ 🌹 🤛🏻

  • Fun fact that you probably don't care about, but I'm telling you anyways: The penguin at 11:24 is called a chinstrap penguin. I know this because I did a comparison project called "Chinstrap penguin VS Emperor penguin" for my gifted class. When I presented it, I got so nervous that I cried.

    • I know this because I watched Atypical

    • Thank you, elfbabs, very cool!

    • Thanks for sharing homie hope you’ll be able to present that one day

    • Thank you, Grell, very cool

    • Yo i thought it was a chinstrap penguin but I wasn’t sure bc I don’t know much on penguins lol. Thanks for confirming that haha

  • "Did you see Shane Dawson's new video?" "Yeah, I can't wait for his next apology!"

  • I love how in Episode all of the alright choices you have to pay for and the awful ones are free. Unless you're willing to fork out money, your character is going to have a horrible life

  • That “I’m clever” shit just sent me way back to middle school, used to watch those videos in Spanish class 🤯 always loved that little villain 😅😂

  • Can we just admit he’s really good at *voice acting* .. 😳

  • Author: your name HAS to be Mia and the guy HAS to be Skylar. Danny: Gregi and squeet

    • I mean...I would very easily name my kids that

    • m i a Are you a 60 year old lady stuck in a 14 year olds body?

    • The boy’s name is Skyler with a E not a A.

    • Jack Moody ey. my name is Mia. 🤔

    • Jack Moody yes, yes, classic Danny. My personal favorite was... “squeet”

  • It's funny how he does his normal voice for the girl and does a deep voice for the guy😂😂

  • The way he said "Gregi" is hella pure. I love it.

  • 2:19 lemony snicket in A Series Of Unfortunate Events. he randomly comes on-screen and explains the funniest things is the most serious way possible.

  • That “i’m clever” tiktok gave me ptsd because it’s from an instructional video to teach kids Esperanto and my aunt desperately wanted me to learn Esperanto for some reason

    • We watched that shit for French class in elementary school lol

    • Same * Vietnam flashback *(fortunate son blasts away)

  • Chloe: “Your name has to be Mia” Danny: “lEts name her grEgi”

    • @Chloe :3 omg the writer of the story 😳

    • @Chloe :3 same

    • @Chloe Ahbel same

    • beamns

    • Supercalafragilizticexpialadosis beans

  • i cant believe danny predicted kurtis saying squeet

  • PLEASE HE'S ADORABLE WITH THAT HAIRSTYLE GOODBYE.

  • "I don't think I've ever made a gaming video" Oh, just wait for 2021, past Danny

  • The "I've Fallen for You and I Can't Get Up" universe just keeps expanding

  • Anyone else think Danny's "unstyled" hair actually looks really nice?

    • Better than his “Hair”

    • @Fadil Abdillah But better, right? His hair is better than Morgz', right?-

    • @Fred Flintstone See, I call him a very attractive man, yet I'm Aromantic. Plus I'm a minor, but still. My point stands: we can call him attractive without any romantic feelings involved.

    • His girlfriend

    • His styled hair is the superior hair

  • I hate Episode, but I found this really cute love story that surprisingly isn't cringy and I don't have to use diamonds, so that's the only reason I still have the app.

    • @Amayah omg I read the episode!! I loved it, I went through all of in in like 4 days.

    • @Amayah why thank you 😌

    • @Saranya It's called "Stay The Night".

    • What’s the name of the story? It sounds very interesting :)

  • "The girls name has to be mia" Danny: *choses gregi*

  • He is danny and he is danny with cool hair. They have the exact same life, they have the exact same wife but they are different nonetheless

  • I always forget Danny isn’t a broke 19 year old who still lives with his parents and that he’s actually a married 27 year old who has his own house

  • danny’s hair makes him look like a disney channel character and i’m all for it

    • hey! i’m danny, and ur watching disney channel!

    • clouden the kid he would stand out on Andi Mac sure he looks young but if he were around actual children you could tell he’s in his 20s lmao 😂

    • Hey, I’m Danny, and you’re watching Disney Channel

    • Nice username

    • He looks like Noah centinio or whatever his name is aka “BIMBO FLYIN” guy

  • *starts hysterically laughing* “Okay, I’m not going to do that British accent.” *overwhelming sadness*

  • Danny's first voice for Skyler sounds like the mad hatter, and his voice for grace sounds like the blond kid from the polar express, and I will never get that out of my head.

  • Leah: And I’m not your girl. turns out leah is actually that one radio show host who doesn’t like being called sis :/

    • Mia is gunna get slapped by legal

  • lol my grandma just walked by and asked me if you were wearing lipstick, and when i said no she said your lips are VERy red

  • This isn’t Danny, this is his cousin. Just look at his hair

    • Danny: stresses about disguise and gets caught Big brain fans: just change the hairstyle duh

    • It’s Stevie Gonzalez!!! 😱🤭

    • This didnt age well

    • It’s zayden longzan just like what ruby said

    • @guage shake my smh my head

  • This channel is so minimalist, which is part of why it is so great 😀 Also, there’s Danny and his sense of humour, so... 😁

  • Makes me laugh every time that Danny accidentally makes everybody’s ink “heartthrob” (except the mouth lol). All he was missing was the spiky fringe hair in a weird colour.

  • Idk if that thing exists but Danny is my "comfort" youtuber. I grew up with him, been here since Vine, damn im old :')

  • Episode makers walked so Gacha makers could crawl through broken glass.

  • Narrator: the characters names HAVE to be Mia and Skyler Danny: names them Gregi and Squeet Narrator: 👁👄👁

  • hearing him saying le croix as a french person will always be hilarious lmaoo

  • omg the origin of squeet.. *kurtis lied to us*

  • I love how you tried a British accent, I’ve never heard an American do it so well ✨

  • “right off the bat we’re starting with an apology ‘cause she messed up” wow this IS an accurate portrayal of what it’s like to be a youtuber

  • That Shane Dawson reference sure aged like milk...

    • @misplacedvibes milk pie♥️

    • @Something Clever i hope you are still thinking about this comment everyday

    • @loumey mmm wet milk, yummers

    • @Chocolate toes what

    • @val x5 [the “AQUARiUM”] I want twix now 😔

  • I caught a quick glance of his La Croux and thought he was holding garlic bread.

  • I fell of my chair when he named the dude ... Squeet. Idk if he meant for that to be funny but it was, very indeed.

  • Danny: An introduction video never goes viral 2009: hi my name is boxxy -

  • 4:37 Danny's "eight' o cloCK" has me screaming

  • Danny: "Hope you guys had some Le Croix." Me: "Is Pepsi okay?"

  • I don't know you personally, but if it makes you feel better, I'll laugh at every joke you make

  • "I feel like you have to do something really shitty to get hate" oh Danny, I'm glad you don't get hate, but it's rough out there

  • Dude I am literally cracking up during the entire video even when you didn’t say anything.

  • Danny: I don’t get that much hate Also Danny: forgets when he had beef with troom troom and when they made stevie gonzalez

  • Duuude, Danny predicted “squeet” !!!

  • Danny's fans : He is so nice, sweet, generous. Danny : 5:52

  • It's great seeing the episode twice once on Danny's screen and once with Danny's acting as if i didn't see it 😂

  • I think it might be more like "she wants her cake, but doesn't wanna eat it"

  • Danny: I really don’t get that much hate. The vast majority of my viewers are overwhelmingly nice. Also Danny: *gets slapped by legal*

    • JFrog oh god

    • IamLegendAnon No, Jfrog is quoting something Danny said in the video. Danny said something like, “Who the fuck is legal, and why are they gonna slap me?”

    • Flooper i wonder where this link takes me

    • @IamLegendAnon it's a joke smh

    • Entity 121 facts

  • Do another episode!! You make me laugh so hard 🤣

  • whenever i see/hear the word “squeet” i burst into laughter help

  • I'm sorry but Skyler looks exactly like Pete Davidson

  • I have watched so many of Danny’s videos. Then I found another one!! This is a whole new world to be in.

  • You know she’s a real youtuber by the amount of times she says “Hey guys”

    • HEY GUY WELCOME BACK TO THE FIRST AND ONLY CHANNEL ON UKblow

    • Greg Greg Greg Greg GregGreg Greg Greg

  • Episode has professionally publishes stories that are edited, created and displayed on the main app cover. However, they also have many community stories that are amazing! For example, ‘Are All Monsters Evil?” is a unique, amazingly written story by L.D, and the author has promised a further 2 books to be added to the series!

  • Why Does Danny always make my day? Seriously, I don’t get it!!

  • Danny's perspective of playing this game is just great xD

  • If Danny ever has kids, I hope they’ll have beautiful names like Gregi and squeet

  • me: oh i like his hair today danny: *let me explain to you why you shouldn’t like my hair*

  • OMG DANNY SAID SQUEET LIKE KURTIS DID LMFAO. Foreshadowing

  • Danny is the only youtuber I've found that will make me laugh every video

  • Remembering the name Squeet at random is what gets me through life

  • I love how you automatically assume they must be British when they say mum even tho Australia and New Zealand also say mum lol. Americans are funny (love your channel this isn't hate)

  • They don’t hate on Danny because theyre scared of getting slapped by legal

    • Actually, it's when he reviews his legal options. That's when shit goes down

    • He'll review his legal options at least.

    • wow a year old account

    • @Woodward AHHH

    • Slapped by ME

  • Them talking about Shane Dawson didn’t age well

    • i was thinking that too lol, like yikes

  • oh my god.. Danny’s voice he did for Leah sounds like the mad hatter

  • "Omg have you seen Shane Dawson's new video?" Ah.... That aged badly.

  • This guy looks and sounds a lot like Danny Gonzalez.

  • Why does Danny look like he's lip-syncing his own words.

    • He looks like a dubbed life action series

    • I was just about to comment that, I thought my eyes were out of focus or something

    • i thought it was just me LMAO

    • I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    • i cant unsee it now, thank you so much

  • Actually, there WERE camcorders that looked a lot like smartphones, albeit thicker.

  • As someone living in a country where everybody drinks sparkling water so they only have it in bottles, it feels wrong to see a can of water getting opened…

  • "you have to do something really bad to get a decent amount of hate" danny is so fundamentally likable he doesn't even get hate holy shit

  • Watching this has jogged my memory on a dream I once had that I didn’t need to remember.

  • criminal that he doesn’t do his hair like this normally

    • he straight up looks like a freshman i’m so confused

    • CRIMINAL...... CRIMINAL..... CRIMINAL......

    • He could go in the McDonald’s slides if he wanted to

    • his curly hair looks soo beautiful!

    • he's one hubba hubba hunk of a man

  • Danny: "my hair has gotten too long" Me: Laughs in thick waist length hair

  • Actually fun fact.. in Texas, all kids know poisonous berries. The little red ones. They're were everywhere

  • He can do so many voices aw YES DANNY VOICE ACTING QUEEN

  • Danny: I like to get more goofy on this channel Is it just me or is he the exact same 🤣🤣

  • This guy is cool he should do a collab with Danny Gonzales Edit wow I made a edit

    • Sorry for promoting my almost funny comedy channel. I am to cheap to pay for commercials. Give me a chance to make you laugh 😀🙌 thanks 🙌🙌🙌

    • @galaxy ah, yes. Thanks

    • @Kyra Laine ah I think it was Drew Gonzalen, I’m not really sure tho

    • His name is drew something

    • @momo i like how nobody's saying he is Danny, that just proves how funny his fan-base is.

  • His British accent is amazing